Hello, google translate is good, but you are correct it isnt great with shortened words(slang)
I have the same problem translating from Czech to English
carpe is bad for slang, especially badger boy (dapleb)
please ask if there is ever anything you would like translated into proper english
that looks like an excellent tour Roman
4 of us took the Ferry from Portsmouth to Le Harve, we took 2 days riding across France using only twisties (winding roads)
the weather was bad around Annecy with very bad visibility so we took the Mont Blanc tunnel rather than using the Petite Bernard pass (D1090)
we then spent 3 days riding through Italy, we camped on the shores of Lago Maggiore for 1 night, 1 night at Lago Garda and then we met you on the way to camp in Prato allo Stelvio
we rode through Austria, and up to Kaunertal glacia, this is worth a visit even though it is a toll road costing €12
then we camped at a popular bike spot on edge of Kochelsee (good campsite and nice road leading up to it
the weather was bad again for the next night so we stopped in a pub/hotel near Gunzenhausen which had an excellent BBQ and beer
then we spent a long weekend with the German language TDM forum (tdm-forum.net) at the Lindner hotel for their yearly meet (Megatreff)
then we had 2 days riding back home to Southern England
here is some video of the trip, filmed mostly by ChrisG (who was the other TDM guy you met at Stelvio)
(watch out for guest appearance around 3:50
i hope you enjoy! every time i watch it makes me want to go back and do it all again
sorry for writing in the wrong language, i hope this translates ok